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Jul 28, 2014 / 246,265 notes
ejacutastic:

brother no
Jul 26, 2014 / 394,118 notes

ejacutastic:

brother no

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Jul 26, 2014 / 2,208 notes

johnman:

Grandmas watch Kardashian sex tape. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY. I laughed SO so much. I love these women. Thank you Reddit for finding this

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Jul 26, 2014 / 778,948 notes

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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Jul 26, 2014 / 223,981 notes

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Jul 26, 2014 / 124,210 notes

hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

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Jul 26, 2014 / 142,331 notes

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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Jul 26, 2014 / 1,046,258 notes

hannibb:

fabulouspasta:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

"N O O T     N O O T"

"One extra hour in the ballpit."

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Jul 26, 2014 / 135,921 notes

deonte-s:

actually

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actually

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wait actually

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Jul 26, 2014 / 390,729 notes

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

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happy-bus:

I sometimes forget that this really happened.
Jul 26, 2014 / 5,824 notes

happy-bus:

I sometimes forget that this really happened.

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Jul 26, 2014 / 174,646 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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Jul 26, 2014 / 187,182 notes

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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Jul 26, 2014 / 225,589 notes

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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Jul 26, 2014 / 25,950 notes